CrapScore 45, Certified Crap
Sharkenstein
Certified Crap. CrapScore 45, rated by 1 admin.
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Nazi shark experiments resurface as a stitched-together seaside monster. The creature visuals, stiff line readings and bargain-basement staging frequently fail to meet even that gloriously silly pitch. A few spectacularly cheap moments reward shark completists, but the fun is less reliable than the title.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 4/10
- Plot
- 5/10
- Effects
- 6/10
- Dialogue
- 4/10
- Rewatchability
- 3.5/10
“Frankenstein ordered a shark kit and lost half the instructions.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 45
Synopsis and movie facts
In the final days of World War II, a secret experiment to weaponize sharks is shut down and destroyed by the Third Reich. But now, 60 years later, a small ocean town is plagued by a bloodthirsty, mysterious creature, one built and reanimated using parts of the greatest killers to ever inhabit the sea – the Sharkenstein monster!
- Released
- 2016
- Directed by
- Mark Polonia
- Running time
- 75 min
Starring
- Greta Volkova as Madge
- James Carolus as Skip
- Titus Himmelberger as Coop
- Jeff Kirkendall as Klaus
- Ken Van Sant as Duke Lawson
- Yolie Canales as Angry Mother
- Kathryn Sue Young as Bonnie Boom Boom
- Steve Diasparra as Nazi General (uncredited)
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