Football becomes a kung-fu cartoon: impossible kicks, airborne players and a team literally called Team Evil. This is accomplished, deliberate slapstick rather than a failed sports film; its place on the shelf comes from gleeful excess and physics that never make the starting eleven.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
Acting
6/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
9/10
“The beautiful game gets drop-kicked into a cartoon. Deliberately ridiculous, endlessly watchable.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 74
Synopsis and movie facts
A young Shaolin follower reunites with his discouraged brothers to form a soccer team using their martial art skills to their advantage.