Savage Beach
“Someone won't get out of this alive!”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 54, rated by 1 admin.
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Two pilots land on an island where hidden wartime gold attracts an unusually enthusiastic crowd of armed visitors. The treasure hunt is knowingly flimsy, the scenery does plenty of work, and the action arrives between lengthy excursions into tropical distraction.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6/10
- Plot
- 7/10
- Effects
- 3/10
- Dialogue
- 5/10
- Rewatchability
- 6/10
“The emergency landing comes with complimentary treasure hunters.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 54
Synopsis and movie facts
Donna and Taryn are federal drug enforcement agents based in the Hawaiian isles. Upon the success of a drug bust, they receive a call from Shane Aviation to fly an emergency package of vaccine from Molokai to Knox Island. Unbeknownst to them, Philippine representative Martinez has convinced Captain Andreas to use a reconnaissance satellite to locate a sunken ship laden with gold that the Japanese had pilfered during World War II. Meanwhile, a storm forces Donna and Taryn to land their plane on a remote island which harbors the gold. The hijinks ensue when they are joined by a host of nefarious types who have learned of the gold’s location.
- Released
- 1989
- Directed by
- Andy Sidaris
- Running time
- 92 min
Starring
- Dona Speir as Donna
- Hope Marie Carlton as Taryn
- John Aprea as Captain Andreas
- Bruce Penhall as Bruce Christian
- Rodrigo Obregón as Martinez
- Michael Mikasa as Japanese Warrior
- Michael J. Shane as Shane Abilene
- Dann Seki as Admiral Kenji Inada
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