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CrapScore 67, Certified Crap

Saturday the 14th

“Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calendar again.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 67, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A family moves into a house where opening a book releases a collection of familiar monsters. Despite the title, the spoof is more interested in classic horror creatures than modern slasher rules. An amiable old-dark-house curiosity with scattered visual jokes and very broad silliness.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The new house has a library policy that should have been explained earlier.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 67

Synopsis and movie facts

After his family moves to a new house, a young boy discovers a mysterious book that details a curse hanging over the date of Saturday the 14th. Opening the book releases a band of monsters into the house and the family must join together to save themselves and their neighborhood.

Released
1981
Directed by
Howard R. Cohen
Running time
76 min

Starring

  • Richard Benjamin as John
  • Paula Prentiss as Mary
  • Jeffrey Tambor as Waldemar
  • Severn Darden as Van Helsing
  • Kari Michaelsen as Debbie
  • Kevin Brando as Billy
  • Rosemary DeCamp as Aunt Lucille
  • Carole Androsky as Marge

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 20472.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review distinguishes the classic-monster parody from slasher spoofing and praises the bathtub creature gag.

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