Satanic Panic
Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.
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A pizza delivery leads a cash-strapped worker into a wealthy neighbourhood with a satanic scheduling problem. Rebecca Romijn's cult leadership turns the evening into an exceptionally hostile customer interaction. The cast commits, but cheerful adventure, raunch and gruesome horror pull in different directions.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6.5/10
- Plot
- 8/10
- Effects
- 4.5/10
- Dialogue
- 6.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 7.5/10
“The tip was terrible. The sacrifice policy is worse.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66
Synopsis and movie facts
A pizza delivery girl is suddenly in for the fight of her young life when encountering a group of Satanists in need of a virgin to ritually sacrifice.
- Released
- 2019
- Directed by
- Chelsea Stardust
- Running time
- 89 min
Starring
- Hayley Griffith as Samantha Craft
- Rebecca Romijn as Danica Ross
- Arden Myrin as Gypsy Neumeier
- Ruby Modine as Judi Ross
- AJ Bowen as Duncan Havermyer
- Jordan Ladd as Kim Larson
- Jeff Daniel Phillips as Steve Larson
- Jerry O'Connell as Samuel Ross
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Satanic Panic (2019), directed by Chelsea Stardust. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · bloody-disgusting.com
Bloody Disgusting praises the committed cast but finds the film pulled between youthful adventure comedy and much gorier, raunchier material. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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