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CrapScore 54, Certified Crap

Robot Wars

“First There Was ROBOT JOX...”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 54, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An enormous desert machine and a suspicious diplomatic visit provide the ingredients for another round of robot-sized trouble. The miniature hardware is the attraction; the human squabbling is mostly there to delay the next enjoyable mechanical argument.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
5/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “Diplomacy has suffered a giant mechanical misunderstanding.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 54

Synopsis and movie facts

In the year 2041, the rebel Centros are a plague to the survivors of the great toxic gas scare of 1993. A renegade Megarobot pilot and an archaeologist must team up (despite personal differences, a reluctant romance, and official pressure to cease and desist) to thwart the Centro's attempts to resurrect a hidden Megarobot, with which they can challenge the prevailing order.

Released
1993
Directed by
Albert Band
Running time
67 min

Starring

  • Don Michael Paul as Drake
  • Barbara Crampton as Leda
  • James Staley as Stumpy
  • Lisa Rinna as Annie
  • Danny Kamekona as Wa-Lee
  • Yuji Okumoto as Chou-Sing
  • J. Downing as Lt. Plunkett
  • Peter Haskell as Rooney

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