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CrapScore 79, Premium Crap

RoboGeisha

Premium Crap. CrapScore 79, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Two sisters are turned into cyborg assassins and discover an astonishing range of places to install weapons. The sibling drama competes with gadgets that seem designed during an especially irresponsible brainstorming session. Ropey digital work becomes part of the spectacle, while energetic fighting keeps the inventions moving.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7.5/10
Plot
9.5/10
Effects
6.5/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “The dress code now includes concealed artillery.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 79

Synopsis and movie facts

Sisters Yoshie and Kikue are two Geisha who are abducted by a mysterious organization to be transformed into murderous cyborg assassins.

Released
2009
Directed by
Noboru Iguchi
Running time
102 min
Original title
ロボゲイシャ

Starring

  • Aya Kiguchi as Yoshie Kagusa
  • Hitomi Hasebe as Kikue Kagusa
  • Takumi Saitoh as Hikaru Kageno
  • Tarō Shigaki as Kenyama Kageno
  • Etsuko Ikuta as Kinu
  • Suzuki Matsuo as Kenta Gotokuji
  • Naoto Takenaka as Rojin Kanai
  • Asami as Onna Tengu 1

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: RoboGeisha (2009), directed by Noboru Iguchi. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · fareastfilms.com

    Far East Films praises the pace, improved fight work and extravagant inventions while noting visibly weak CGI. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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