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CrapScore 68, Certified Crap

Road House

“Dalton lives like a loner, fights like a professional. And loves like there's no tomorrow.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 68, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Patrick Swayze takes a bar job that expands into a battle for an entire town. Philosophy, romance and increasingly unreasonable violence all fit into Dalton's working day. The conviction is the magic: everyone treats elite bouncing as though it were the last defence of civilisation.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
2.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
9/10
  • “The bouncer has a philosophy degree and a very broad job description.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 68

Synopsis and movie facts

The Double Deuce is the meanest, loudest and rowdiest bar south of the Mason-Dixon Line, and Dalton has been hired to clean it up. He might not look like much, but the Ph.D.-educated bouncer proves he's more than capable – busting the heads of troublemakers and turning the roadhouse into a jumping hot spot. But Dalton's romance with the gorgeous Dr. Clay puts him on the bad side of cutthroat local big shot Brad Wesley.

Released
1989
Directed by
Rowdy Herrington
Running time
114 min

Starring

  • Patrick Swayze as James Dalton
  • Kelly Lynch as Dr. Elizabeth Clay
  • Sam Elliott as Wade Garrett
  • Ben Gazzara as Brad Wesley
  • Marshall R. Teague as Jimmy
  • Julie Michaels as Denise
  • Red West as Red Webster
  • Sunshine Parker as Emmet

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Road House (1989), directed by Rowdy Herrington. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · badmovies.org

    The reviewer explicitly calls it a fun bad movie, credits Swayze as a major reason and praises Sam Elliott's supporting performance. Full review text retained from earlier catalogue research and consulted again on 2026-11-10; no claim of a fresh page download.

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