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CrapScore 56, Certified Crap

Returner

“The future could be history.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 56, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An alien invasion, a time traveller and a gunman all need the same afternoon. Returner borrows freely from turn-of-the-century action cinema, then moves briskly between gangster business and science fiction. The mashup is the pleasure, with some long fights testing the goodwill.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4.5/10
Plot
7.5/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
5/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “Tomorrow's apocalypse has interrupted today's gangster movie.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 56

Synopsis and movie facts

A young woman from the future forces a local gunman to help her stop an impending alien invasion which will wipe out the human race.

Released
2002
Directed by
Takashi Yamazaki
Running time
116 min
Original title
リターナー

Starring

  • Takeshi Kaneshiro as Miyamoto
  • Anne Suzuki as Milly
  • Kirin Kiki as Xia
  • Goro Kishitani as Mizoguchi
  • Yukiko Okamoto as Dr. Yagi
  • Mitsu Murata as Henchman
  • Kisuke Iida as Henchman
  • Kazuya Shimizu as Murakami

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Returner (2002), directed by Takashi Yamazaki. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · millionmonkeytheater.com

    The review describes the gangster-and-Matrix mixture, finds the leads' relationship effective and calls the film watchable, while tiring of some extended action. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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