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CrapScore 63, Certified Crap

Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

“A hero who doesn't exist must save America from an enemy we never knew we had.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 63, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A policeman receives a new identity and training for a secret assassination organisation. Fred Ward gives the unlikely apprenticeship a solid centre while the feats become increasingly fantastical. The adventure's tongue-in-cheek confidence remains appealing, alongside conspicuously dated racial casting and characterisation.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The new identity comes with an exceptionally demanding training programme.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 63

Synopsis and movie facts

Tough Brooklyn street cop Sam Makin is unwillingly recruited as an assassin for a secret United States organization known as CURE, who fake his death and give him a new identity: Remo Williams. With his appearance surgically altered, Williams is trained to be a human killing machine by his aged, derisive and impassive Korean martial arts master Chiun.

Released
1985
Directed by
Guy Hamilton
Running time
121 min

Starring

  • Fred Ward as Remo Williams
  • Joel Grey as Chiun
  • Wilford Brimley as Harold Smith
  • J.A. Preston as Conn MacCleary
  • George Coe as Gen. Scott Watson
  • Kate Mulgrew as Maj. Rayner Fleming
  • Charles Cioffi as George Grove
  • Patrick Kilpatrick as Stone

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 10553.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review describes the strongly tongue-in-cheek approach and fantastical physical feats within a grounded action setting.

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