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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

Real Men

“The fate of the world is in their hands. God help us all.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An insurance agent is dragged into a supposed alien negotiation by a government operative whose explanations sound increasingly dubious. John Ritter and James Belushi turn the mismatch into a running argument about what is actually happening. The best jokes depend on taking the least credible explanation seriously.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
3.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “The national-security briefing sounds suspiciously like an elaborate practical joke.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

A womanizing CIA agent and an insecure insurance agent are paired together to make sure a deal goes through with aliens for the future of mankind.

Released
1987
Directed by
Dennis Feldman
Running time
85 min

Starring

  • Jim Belushi as Nick Pirandello
  • John Ritter as Bob Wilson
  • Barbara Barrie as Mom Pirandello
  • Bill Morey as Millard Cunard
  • Isa Jank as Dolly
  • Gail Barle as Sherry
  • Mark Herrier as Bradshaw
  • Matthew Brooks as Bob Wilson, Jr.

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 44801.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the reversal involving an apparently ordinary pen and the uncertainty about the alien story.

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