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CrapScore 67, Certified Crap

Python

“Sixty feet of pure terror!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 67, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A military crash releases a genetically engineered python near a small town. The usual containment failures share space with a notably dim deputy and a cast of familiar genre faces. A useful bridge between straight animal-attack films and the more openly ridiculous snake movies that followed.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The military has misplaced a snake larger than its explanation.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 67

Synopsis and movie facts

After a military plane crashes outside of a small American town, its cargo — a genetically engineered, sixty-foot-long python — begins stalking and killing the locals.

Released
2000
Directed by
Richard Clabaugh
Running time
99 min

Starring

  • Frayne Rosanoff as John Cooper
  • Robert Englund as Dr. Anton Rudolph
  • Casper Van Dien as Bart Parker
  • William Zabka as Greg Larsen
  • Dana Barron as Kristin
  • Sara Mornell as Theresa
  • Wil Wheaton as Tommy
  • Jenny McCarthy as Francesca Garibaldi

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 41275.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review highlights Sean Whalen's funny deputy performance within the low-budget CGI monster cycle.

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