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CrapScore 70, Premium Crap

Psycho Goreman

“Little girl. Big psycho.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 70, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An ancient cosmic destroyer becomes the unwilling playmate of a child with absolutely no respect for his reputation. This deliberate splatter comedy fills suburbia with elaborate monsters and alarming family entertainment. Its relentless winking can wear thin, but the creature imagination is a considerable reward.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “Galactic terror has been grounded by an eight-year-old.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 70

Synopsis and movie facts

Siblings Mimi and Luke unwittingly resurrect an ancient alien overlord. Using a magical amulet, they force the monster to obey their childish whims, and accidentally attract a rogues’ gallery of intergalactic assassins to small-town suburbia.

Released
2020
Directed by
Steven Kostanski
Running time
95 min

Starring

  • Nita-Josee Hanna as Mimi
  • Owen Myre as Luke
  • Matthew Ninaber as PG
  • Steven Vlahos as PG (voice)
  • Adam Brooks as Greg
  • Alexis Hancey as Susan
  • Kristen MacCulloch as Pandora / Queen Obelisk / Alasdair's Mom
  • Anna Tierney as Pandora (voice)

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Psycho Goreman (2020), directed by Steven Kostanski. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · slantmagazine.com

    The review sees an overt homage to eighties schlock, finding its goofy splatter and refusal of seriousness fun but sometimes empty. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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