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CrapScore 62, Certified Crap

Project: Metalbeast

“DNA Overload”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Scientists give a werewolf experimental metal skin, an innovation that seems unlikely to survive an ethics meeting. The lab thriller lumbers between outbreaks, but the armoured beast is a wonderfully overengineered answer to a problem nobody needed to solve.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “Someone has made the werewolf bulletproof. Excellent work, everybody.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62

Synopsis and movie facts

With the medical breakthrough of a metal-based synthetic skin called "bio-ferron" the prospect for pioneering surgeries for burn victims and cancer patients seems set to occur but for the warped head scientist in charge...it's a opportunist chance to reactivate a long forgotten classified project...that has been left frozen in a set of cryogenic chambers deep beneath the bowels of government laboratory. Convincing the other in the research team to start work on putting this living 'metal' skin on corpses, he now has the perfect test patients waiting on ice for them to work on. But there was a reason three of these stiffs in particular where left to chill. Due to an experiment gone bad these three only look human on the outside and none of them are as dead as everyone believes they are.

Released
1995
Directed by
Alessandro de Gaetano
Running time
92 min

Starring

  • Kim Delaney as Anne De Carlo
  • Barry Bostwick as Miller
  • Kane Hodder as MetalBeast
  • John Marzilli as Butler
  • Musetta Vander as Debbie
  • Dean Scofield as Ferraro
  • Lance Slaughter as Larry
  • Carole Davis as Michelle

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