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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

Porno

“If you use it, you'll lose it...”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Teenage cinema employees find a mysterious film in the basement and make a disastrous programming decision. The resulting succubus trouble mixes religious repression with exceptionally graphic sexual injury. An awkward, knowingly lurid horror comedy for a crowd comfortable with gross-out humour.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The staff screening has violated every workplace policy.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

When a group of naive teens working at a movie theater in a small Christian town discover a mysterious film hidden in its basement, they unleash an alluring succubus who gives them a sex education…written in blood.

Released
2019
Directed by
Keola Racela
Running time
98 min

Starring

  • Evan Daves as Abe
  • Larry Saperstein as Todd
  • Jillian Mueller as Chaz
  • Glenn Stott as Ricky
  • Robbie Tann as Heavy Metal Jeff
  • Katelyn Pearce as Lilith
  • Bill Phillips as Mr. Pike
  • Peter Reznikoff as Lord Beekman

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Porno (2019), directed by Keola Racela. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · filmthreat.com

    Film Threat finds the cinema-set demon comedy cheesy but enjoyable, describing its sexual anxiety, young ensemble and graphic bodily horror. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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