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CrapScore 74, Premium Crap

Piranhaconda

“Part Snake! Part Fish! All Killer!”

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Why it’s crap
A movie crew in Hawaii gets caught between criminals, a stolen egg and a hybrid piranha-anaconda. Jim Wynorski folds the vacation scenery into a gleefully opportunistic monster plot. The ingredients are more memorable than the construction, making it a pick for established creature-feature enthusiasts.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
7.5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The location shoot has acquired an extremely uncooperative aquatic extra.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 74

Synopsis and movie facts

A hybrid creature - half piranha and half anaconda -- attacks a low-budget horror movie crew on location near her nest when her egg is stolen. Now they must outrun and kill the deadly piranhaconda as well as stop the mad scientist who stole the egg - before they all become dinner.

Released
2012
Directed by
Jim Wynorski
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Michael Madsen as Prof. Lovegrove
  • Rachel Hunter as Talia
  • Rib Hillis as Jack
  • Terri Ivens as Rose
  • Chris De Christopher as Milo
  • Shandi Finnessey as Kimmy Weston
  • Michael Swan as Pike
  • Kurt Yaeger as Gunner

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 115084.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review places the film in the post-Mega Shark creature cycle and criticises Wynorski's handling of basic storytelling.

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