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CrapScore 59, Certified Crap

Piranha 3DD

“Twice the Teeth. Twice the Terror.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 59, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
The piranhas have found a water park, which is bad news for everyone except the people selling replacement swimwear. David Hasselhoff gets to laugh at his own lifeguard image. The sequel's bigger problem is filling the gaps between fish attacks with jokes that still have teeth.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
4.5/10
  • “The water park has outsourced quality control to piranhas.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 59

Synopsis and movie facts

After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.

Released
2012
Directed by
John Gulager
Running time
83 min

Starring

  • Danielle Panabaker as Maddy
  • Matt Bush as Barry
  • Katrina Bowden as Shelby
  • Jean-Luc Bilodeau as Josh
  • David Koechner as Chet
  • Chris Zylka as Kyle
  • Adrian Martinez as Big Dave
  • Paul James Jordan as Travis

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