Piranha 3D
“There's something in the water.”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 67, rated by 1 admin.
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Spring break has attracted a school of prehistoric piranhas, and the party's cancellation policy is brutal. The elaborate gore and cheerfully filthy jokes are very much on purpose. Some underwater images get murky, but the invitation is clear enough: leave your good taste on the shore.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6/10
- Plot
- 8/10
- Effects
- 4/10
- Dialogue
- 7/10
- Rewatchability
- 8.5/10
“The spring-break crowd has become the catering.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 67
Synopsis and movie facts
Each year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria, Arizona explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 residents for the annual Spring Break celebration. But then, an earthquake opens an underwater chasm, releasing an enormous swarm of ancient Piranha that have been dormant for thousands of years, now with a taste for human flesh. This year, there's something more to worry about than the usual hangovers and complaints from locals, a new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria.
- Released
- 2010
- Directed by
- Alexandre Aja
- Running time
- 88 min
Starring
- Elisabeth Shue as Julie Forester
- Jerry O'Connell as Derrick Jones
- Steven R. McQueen as Jake Forester
- Jessica Szohr as Kelly Driscoll
- Kelly Brook as Danni
- Ving Rhames as Deputy Fallon
- Christopher Lloyd as Mr. Goodman
- Dina Meyer as Paula Montellano
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