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CrapScore 71, Premium Crap

Ozark Sharks

“Take a bite out of summer.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 71, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A family holiday in the Ozarks runs into bull sharks ahead of a fireworks celebration. Misty Talley keeps finding opportunities for the predators to make improbable leaps into everyday activities. A compact regional variation on the knowingly silly shark movie.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The family holiday has encountered wildlife outside its expected itinerary.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 71

Synopsis and movie facts

A picturesque family vacation to the Ozarks goes sideways when a group of bull sharks show up just in time for the big fireworks festival that the town holds every year.

Released
2016
Directed by
Misty Talley
Running time
88 min

Starring

  • Allisyn Snyder as Molly
  • Michael Papajohn as Rick
  • Ross Britz as Curtis
  • Ashton Leigh as Dawn
  • Thomas Francis Murphy as Jones
  • Laura Cayouette as Diane
  • Terence Rosemore as Sheriff
  • Melissa Saint-Amand as Sadie

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 407626.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review highlights entertainingly schlocky attacks, including a leaping shark and an improvised harpoon encounter.

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