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CrapScore 69, Certified Crap

Notzilla

Certified Crap. CrapScore 69, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A Japanese scientist and a giant monster reach Cincinnati, where nuclear enthusiasm threatens to make everything worse. This deliberate kaiju spoof lets characters notice the subtitles and the storytelling machinery around them. The snappy comic pace makes the visible seams part of the game.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
5.5/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “Cincinnati has entered the giant-monster business with insufficient preparation.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 69

Synopsis and movie facts

A Japanese scientist accidentally releases a giant monster in the U.S., and must save it-and Cincinnati-before a crazed nuclear physicist destroys both.

Released
2019
Directed by
Mitch Teemley
Running time
79 min

Starring

  • Frederic Eng-Li as Prof. Hiro Honda
  • Tifani Ahren Davis as Dr. Shirley Yujest
  • Tim Bensch as Dr. Richard Blowheart
  • Samantha Russell as Pearl Stringer
  • John E. Brownlee as Scientist (uncredited)
  • Spencer Lackey as Bobby Bleech

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 615690. Review uses a different release year; the catalogue follows the canonical TMDB release date.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises comic pacing, fourth-wall jokes and the haiku confrontation.

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