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CrapScore 65, Certified Crap

Niu Lai

Certified Crap. CrapScore 65, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A calf's journey unfolds through blocky animation, unusual voices and a story that seems to wander between scenes. This tiny mother-and-son production became a curiosity because its earnest ambition so visibly exceeds its technique. The handmade oddness is striking, though viral fascination is not a guarantee of a great full-length watch.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
6.5/10
Effects
9/10
Dialogue
5.5/10
Rewatchability
5.5/10
  • “A calf, a dream and animation software being asked to do far too much.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 65

Synopsis and movie facts

The naive calf Niu Lai loves exploring the grasslands, but struggles to live up to his family’s expectations as future leader of the herd. With migration fast approaching, Niu Lai finds unlikely allies on his journey to learn the meaning of courage as they prepare for a dangerous trek across the desert.

Released
2026
Directed by
Xin Yumeng
Running time
86 min
Original title
牛来

Starring

  • Xin Yumeng as Niulai / Father of Niulai / Spotted Leopard / Fox (voice)
  • Sun Lifang as Mother of Niulai / Skylark (voice)

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