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CrapScore 73, Premium Crap

Ninjas vs. Vampires

Premium Crap. CrapScore 73, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A young man joins supernatural ninja fighters to rescue a woman from vampires. The homemade genre mash-up wears its film, television and comic-book influences openly. Snappy dialogue provides the strongest reason to follow the enthusiastic ensemble through its modest action spectacle.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
6.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The vampire rescue has assembled a team with a very eclectic training history.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 73

Synopsis and movie facts

Vampires kidnap the girl of Aaron's dreams, leading him to track down and join an elusive clan of ninjas who battle the blood suckers nightly.

Released
2010
Directed by
Justin Timpane
Running time
89 min

Starring

  • Jay Saunders as Aaron
  • Daniel Ross Owens as Kyle
  • Cory Okouchi as Cole
  • Devon Brookshire as Alex
  • Carla Okouchi as Lily
  • Daniel Mascarello as Manson
  • P.J. Megaw as The Bishop
  • Paul Sieber as Majordomo

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 75013.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the amusing dialogue while noting the heavy reliance on pop-culture references and influences.

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