Ninja Terminator
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A magical statue sends colour-coded ninjas into a story that seems to belong to several films at once. Toy robots, a Garfield phone and stern declarations of ninja business make following the plot less rewarding than simply surrendering to it.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 8.5/10
- Plot
- 9.5/10
- Effects
- 8.5/10
- Dialogue
- 9/10
- Rewatchability
- 8.5/10
“Important ninja business will be conducted on the Garfield phone.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 88
Synopsis and movie facts
The hunt is on to gain the fabulous super-strength of ninja sorcery, after three top students of the Ninja Empire each steals one of the sections of the Golden Ninja Warrior statuette. On the case is interpol agent, Jaguar Wong, who must make sure that whoever re-unites the pieces uses the power for doing good not evil. A Hong Kong cut and paste edit of the 1984 Korean Film "스타페리의 不請客" (Uninvited Guest of The Star Ferry) with new ninja scenes.
- Released
- 1986
- Directed by
- Godfrey Ho
- Running time
- 92 min
Starring
- Richard Harrison as Harry MacQueen
- Jack Lam as Jaguar Wong
- Hwang Jang-Lee as Tiger Chen
- Phillip Ko Fai as Yamato
- Jonathan Wattis as Baron
- Maria Francesca
- Chiang Tao as Supreme Ninja
- Jack Suen Kwok-Ming as Kurata
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