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CrapScore 70, Premium Crap

New York Ninja

Premium Crap. CrapScore 70, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A grieving sound technician becomes a white-clad ninja and cleans up New York on roller skates. Rebuilt decades after shooting, this oddity mixes sincere vigilante action with newly dubbed camp; the extravagant street fights make an excellent midnight invitation.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
9/10
  • “Justice has throwing stars, roller skates and absolutely no indoor voice.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 70

Synopsis and movie facts

A sound technician's pregnant wife is brutally murdered while witnessing a kidnapping in broad daylight. Dressing as a white ninja, he takes to the streets as a sword-wielding vigilante hell bent on cleaning up the streets of New York City.

Released
2021
Directed by
Kurtis Spieler
Running time
93 min

Starring

  • John Liu as John Liu / The Ninja
  • Don Wilson as John Liu / The Ninja (voice)
  • Adrienne Meltzer as Randi Rydell
  • Linnea Quigley as Randi Rydell (voice)
  • Vince Murdocco as Jack "The Cameraman" (voice)
  • Leon Isaac Kennedy as Det. Jimmy Williams (voice)
  • Cynthia Rothrock as Det. Janet Flores (voice)
  • Michael Berryman as The Plutonium Killer (voice)

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