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CrapScore 66, Certified Crap

Neon Maniacs

“There are twelve good reasons to be afraid of the dark. And every one of them is a killer.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
An unexplained collection of costumed killers emerges near the Golden Gate Bridge and starts interrupting teenage life. The mythology seems to have missed its own briefing, but the monster variety and awkward shifts into pop-music territory make the confusion unusually colourful.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “The monsters have arrived. Their instruction manual has not.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66

Synopsis and movie facts

A group of teenagers in San Francisco discover a nest of homicidal monsters living in a tower of the Golden Gate Bridge, but when they try to tell authorities, no one believes them.

Released
1986
Directed by
Joseph Mangine
Running time
91 min

Starring

  • Clyde Hayes as Steven
  • Leilani Sarelle as Natalie
  • Donna Locke as Paula
  • Andrew Divoff as Doc
  • Marta Kober as Lorraine
  • Trish Doolan as Donna
  • Victor Brandt as Devin
  • David Muir as Wylie

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