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CrapScore 66, Certified Crap

My Little Pony: The Movie

“The happiest, most fun-filled adventure you've ever seen.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 66, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Ponyland's spring celebration is threatened by witches and a spreading purple substance called the Smooze. The rescue gathers a crowded assortment of colourful creatures, songs and magical solutions. This original eighties film offers concentrated toy-box nostalgia, with a very low tolerance for subtlety and a very high tolerance for singing.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6.5/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “The spring festival has developed a purple containment problem.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 66

Synopsis and movie facts

The first day of Spring is on its way and the Little Ponies are preparing for it with a big festival. But all the fun may come to an end if the witch Hydia has her way! Can the Ponies defeat Hydia and her evil daughters, Reeka and Draggle? More importantly, can they save Ponyland from the witches’ concoction, the strange purple goo called Smooze, that’s threatening to bury the whole town?

Released
1986
Directed by
Mike Joens
Running time
86 min

Starring

  • Madeline Kahn as Draggle (voice)
  • Danny DeVito as Grundle King (voice)
  • Cloris Leachman as Hydia (voice)
  • Rhea Perlman as Reeka (voice)
  • Tony Randall as Moochick (voice)
  • Tammy Amerson as Megan (voice)
  • Alice Playten as Baby Lickety Split (voice)
  • Sheryl Bernstein as Buttons / Woodland Creature / Bushwoolie (voice)

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: My Little Pony: The Movie (1986), directed by Mike Joens. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · badmovies.org

    Badmovies.org criticises the contrived story and songs while recounting the witches, Smooze and assorted magical creatures; this source concerns the 1986 film, not later franchise movies. Full review text retained from earlier catalogue research and consulted again on 2026-11-10; no claim of a fresh page download.

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