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CrapScore 55, Certified Crap

Monster in the Closet

“It's Out! It's Out! It's Out!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 55, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
When the military's weapons inevitably fail against the beast, the government's grand strategy to save humanity is a global decree to literally destroy every closet in the world so the monster has nowhere to hide.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
6.5/10
Rewatchability
4/10
  • “Monster in the Closet is a gloriously B-movie where a rubber Alien knockoff falls in love with the male lead, prompting the military”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 55

Synopsis and movie facts

After several people and a dog are found dead in their closets a "mild-mannered" reporter, a college professor, her son and a befuddled professor band together to uncover the mystery but not without involving the U.S. Army and mass panic.

Released
1986
Directed by
Bob Dahlin
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Donald Grant as Richard Clark
  • Denise DuBarry as Professor Diane Bennett
  • Henry Gibson as Dr. Philip Pennyworth
  • Paul Walker as 'Professor' Bennett
  • Claude Akins as Sheriff Sam Ketchem
  • Howard Duff as Father Martin Finnegan
  • Donald Moffat as General Franklin Turnbull
  • Paul Dooley as Roy Crane

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