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Mississippi River Sharks

“THERE'S A NEW MOUTH IN THE RIVER”

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Why it’s crap
Sharks disrupt a Mississippi fishing event while an actor known for fictional shark adventures becomes part of the real emergency. The self-referential humour gives the familiar river attacks another angle. A light creature-feature pick whose celebrity jokes are more distinctive than its digital predators.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
7/10
Dialogue
7.5/10
Rewatchability
7.5/10
  • “The fishing event's celebrity guest has overstated his practical shark experience.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72

Synopsis and movie facts

Sharks attack a fish rodeo on the Mississippi River, and it is up to a group of locals to stop them.

Released
2017
Directed by
Misty Talley
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Cassie Steele as Tara Mitchell
  • Jason London as Jason London
  • Miles Doleac as Ray Mitchell
  • Tahj Vaughans as Eric
  • Dean J. West as Wyatt
  • Terence Rosemore as Phil
  • Michelle West as Alison Harting
  • Jeremy London

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 468332.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review highlights the self-referential shark-movie jokes and a funny cameo involving Jason London's twin Jeremy.

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