Mississippi River Sharks
“THERE'S A NEW MOUTH IN THE RIVER”
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Sharks disrupt a Mississippi fishing event while an actor known for fictional shark adventures becomes part of the real emergency. The self-referential humour gives the familiar river attacks another angle. A light creature-feature pick whose celebrity jokes are more distinctive than its digital predators.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 5/10
- Plot
- 9/10
- Effects
- 7/10
- Dialogue
- 7.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 7.5/10
“The fishing event's celebrity guest has overstated his practical shark experience.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72
Synopsis and movie facts
Sharks attack a fish rodeo on the Mississippi River, and it is up to a group of locals to stop them.
- Released
- 2017
- Directed by
- Misty Talley
- Running time
- 90 min
Starring
- Cassie Steele as Tara Mitchell
- Jason London as Jason London
- Miles Doleac as Ray Mitchell
- Tahj Vaughans as Eric
- Dean J. West as Wyatt
- Terence Rosemore as Phil
- Michelle West as Alison Harting
- Jeremy London
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 468332.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review highlights the self-referential shark-movie jokes and a funny cameo involving Jason London's twin Jeremy.
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