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CrapScore 89, Premium Crap

Miami Connection

“Greetings from the most dangerous jungle in the world: the streets of Miami.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 89, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A martial-arts rock band gets tangled up with drug-running ninjas, as friendship anthems give way to bloody brawls. The gang rivalry and earnest speeches are spectacularly overblown, but the film's enthusiasm makes every sudden musical detour worth cheering.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
9/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
7.5/10
Dialogue
9/10
Rewatchability
10/10
  • “Friendship, synth rock and ninja violence: the complete extracurricular programme.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 89

Synopsis and movie facts

In a world where ninjas dream of being rock stars and rock stars dream of being ninjas, a martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.

Released
1987
Directed by
Y.K. Kim
Running time
87 min

Starring

  • Y.K. Kim as Mark
  • Vincent Hirsch as John
  • Joseph Diamand as Jack
  • Maurice Smith as Jim
  • Angelo Janotti as Tom
  • Kathy Collier as Jane
  • William Ergle as Jeff
  • Si Y Jo as Yashito

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