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CrapScore 62, Certified Crap

Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn

“It's High Noon at the End of the Universe.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A desert ranger pursues a villain through a wasteland full of mutants, bulky vehicles and objects designed to lunge at 3D glasses. The story is much smaller than its title, but the earnestly excessive hardware supplies occasional bursts of glorious nonsense.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “The title is doing more heavy lifting than the entire wasteland.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62

Synopsis and movie facts

A seeker named Dogen rescues Dhyana after her father is murdered by the evil Jared-Syn. To avenge her father's death, Dogen must find Jared-Syn's hideout in the mysterious "Lost City". The only person who knows its location is an aging, burned-out seeker named Rhodes. Along the way, they must battle the hunter Baal and his Cyclopean minions for a final encounter with Jared-Syn.

Released
1983
Directed by
Charles Band
Running time
84 min

Starring

  • Jeffrey Byron as Dogen
  • Michael Preston as Jared-Syn
  • Tim Thomerson as Rhodes
  • Kelly Preston as Dhyana
  • Richard Moll as Hurok
  • Larry Pennell as Aix
  • Marty Zagon as Zax
  • R. David Smith as Baal

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