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CrapScore 62, Certified Crap

Malibu Express

“Packing Heat From Texas To Malibu Beach”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A detective investigates stolen technology while almost every encounter threatens to become an adults-only distraction. The knowingly sleazy mystery runs on innuendo, improbable seductions and a hero who seems better equipped for posing than covert intelligence.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “A private investigator with remarkably public extracurricular activities.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62

Synopsis and movie facts

In this erotic spy tale private eye Cody Abilene teams up with the Contessa Luciana and policewoman Beverly McAfee to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians.

Released
1985
Directed by
Andy Sidaris
Running time
101 min

Starring

  • Darby Hinton as Cody Abilene
  • Sybil Danning as Contessa Luciana
  • Art Metrano as Matthew
  • Shelley Taylor Morgan as Anita Chamberlain
  • Brett Baxter Clark as Shane
  • Niki Dantine as Lady Lillian Chamberlain
  • Lori Sutton as Beverly
  • Lorraine Michaels as Liza Chamberlain

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