Mad Heidi
“The little girl from the Alps is back... with a vengeance!”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 69, rated by 1 admin.
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Switzerland has fallen under a cheese tyrant, and Heidi is finished admiring the scenery. This deliberate exploitation parody turns Alpine wholesomeness into martial arts, gruesome jokes and dairy-based oppression. The film references are plentiful; the cheese jokes are determined to outnumber them.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 7/10
- Plot
- 8.5/10
- Effects
- 4/10
- Dialogue
- 7/10
- Rewatchability
- 8/10
“The mountains are beautiful. The dairy policy is unacceptable.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 69
Synopsis and movie facts
In a dystopian Switzerland that has fallen under the fascist rule of an evil cheese tyrant, Swiss mountain girl Heidi transforms herself into a kick-ass female fighting force who sets out to liberate the country from a cheese-fueled machinery of hate.
- Released
- 2022
- Directed by
- Johannes Hartmann
- Running time
- 92 min
Starring
- Alice Lucy as Heidi
- David Schofield as Alpöhi
- Kel Matsena as Goat Peter
- Max Rüdlinger as Kommandant Knorr
- Casper Van Dien as President Meili
- Almar G. Sato as Klara
- Pascal Ulli as Dr. Schwitzgebel
- Katja Kolm as Fräulein Rottweiler
Research behind this pick
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- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Mad Heidi (2022), directed by Johannes Hartmann, Sandro Klopfstein. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · filmstarts.de
Filmstarts enjoys the film references and splatter-driven fun while wishing for a broader range of jokes; its heroine's physical action is a strength. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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