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Machete Kills

“Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.”

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Why it’s crap
Machete takes a presidential assignment that expands into conspiracies, extravagant weapons and a parade of heavily accessorised villains. Robert Rodriguez keeps the exploitation pastiche moving through comic-book action and deliberately excessive twists. The later stretch slows down, but its commitment to outrageousness rarely does.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
4.5/10
Plot
9.5/10
Effects
4.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8.5/10
  • “The mission briefing has grown several villains beyond its original capacity.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 70

Synopsis and movie facts

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Released
2013
Directed by
Robert Rodriguez
Running time
108 min

Starring

  • Danny Trejo as Machete
  • Mel Gibson as Voz
  • Demián Bichir as Mendez
  • Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio
  • Michelle Rodriguez as Luz
  • Sofía Vergara as Desdemona
  • Charlie Sheen as Mr. President
  • Lady Gaga as La Camaleón

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 106747.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review praises the action, eccentric characters and extravagant plotting while noting a slowdown after the main villain appears.

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