Lumberjack Man
“Welcome to Summer Camp.”
Premium Crap. CrapScore 74, rated by 1 admin.
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A church camp faces a demon logger with an unusual pancake recipe. The absurd breakfast obsession is the star attraction, supported by messy performances and uneven humour. Some kills are frustratingly hidden, but the film's commitment to its own ridiculous mythology earns it a place at the campfire.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 7.5/10
- Plot
- 9/10
- Effects
- 6/10
- Dialogue
- 7/10
- Rewatchability
- 7.5/10
“Breakfast is served. The ingredients are a police matter.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 74
Synopsis and movie facts
As the staff of Good Friends Church Camp prepares for a spring break filled with "Fun Under the Son", a demon logger rises from his sap boiler to wreak his vengeance and feast on flapjacks soaked in the blood of his victims.
- Released
- 2015
- Directed by
- Josh Bear
- Running time
- 105 min
Starring
- Michael Madsen as Dr. Peter Shirtcliff
- Ciara Flynn as Faith Fitzsimmons
- Jarrett King as Reggie
- Brina Palencia as LuAnn Potts
- Alex Dobrenko as Jeff
- Chase Joliet as Kellenberger
- Jasmin Carina as Jacqueline
- Wray Crawford
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Lumberjack Man (2015), directed by Josh Bear. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · dreadcentral.com
Dread Central enjoys the film's strange premise and commitment while noting inconsistent acting, crude weak jokes and cutaways that conceal several kills. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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