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CrapScore 61, Certified Crap

Little Man

“Big things come in small packages.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 61, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A jewel thief poses as an infant to retrieve a stolen diamond, and an entire household agrees to ignore the evidence. The digital head-swapping supplies an uncanny sight gag, but the one-joke premise is stretched hard enough to need its own emergency service.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
6/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
3.5/10
  • “The baby's references have not been checked.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 61

Synopsis and movie facts

After leaving prison, dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins his moron brother Percy in stealing an expensive huge diamond from a jewelry store for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards' house to get inside the house and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back.

Released
2006
Directed by
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Running time
98 min

Starring

  • Marlon Wayans as Calvin
  • Shawn Wayans as Darryl
  • Kerry Washington as Vanessa
  • John Witherspoon as Pops
  • Tracy Morgan as Percy
  • Lochlyn Munro as Greg
  • Rob Schneider as Dinosaur Rex
  • David Alan Grier as Jimmy

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