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CrapScore 70, Premium Crap

Lavalantula

“Fire Burns... Lava Bites”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 70, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Volcanic spiders invade Los Angeles and an action star finds himself handling a disaster no publicist can improve. The lava-spewing arachnids are intentionally ridiculous, and the straight-faced emergency response gives this television monster mash its pleasantly absurd temperature.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
6/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
6/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Los Angeles has identified a new and deeply unfair type of traffic problem.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 70

Synopsis and movie facts

Giant lava breathing tarantulas – Lavalantulas – erupt out of ancient volcanos in the Santa Monica Mountains, raining death and destruction upon Los Angeles. With the City of Angels on the verge of incineration, only a washed up ‘90s action hero actor stands in the way of this monstrous swarm of bloodthirsty creatures who burn their victims alive.

Released
2015
Directed by
Mike Mendez
Running time
83 min

Starring

  • Steve Guttenberg as Colton West
  • Nia Peeples as Olivia West
  • Patrick Renna as Chris
  • Carlos Bernard as Interrogator
  • Michael Winslow as Marty
  • Marion Ramsey as Teddie
  • Leslie Easterbrook as Doris
  • Ralph Garman as Pirate Jack

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