Laser Mission
“«A secret agent. A beautiful accomplice. A daring mission to prevent World War III. One thrilling adventure!»”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.
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Brandon Lee gets an espionage assignment involving a scientist, a diamond and a possible laser weapon. What follows is mostly running, shooting and jokes that arrive with all the subtlety of a collapsing roof. An energetic title with a very relaxed approach to the actual laser.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6.5/10
- Plot
- 7.5/10
- Effects
- 3.5/10
- Dialogue
- 7/10
- Rewatchability
- 6.5/10
“Laser sold separately. Brandon Lee included.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62
Synopsis and movie facts
A CIA agent is sent to get Professor Braun before the KGB can seize him as the Prof's knowledge, together with a recently stolen diamond, could be used to make a laser cannon.
- Released
- 1989
- Directed by
- BJ Davis
- Running time
- 84 min
Starring
- Brandon Lee as Michael Gold
- Debi A. Monahan as Alissa
- Ernest Borgnine as Prof. Braun
- Graham Clarke as Col. Kalishnakov
- Werner Pochath as Eckhardt
- BJ Davis as Mercenary
- Maureen Lahoud as Roberta
- Pierre Knoesen as Mañuel
Research behind this pick
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- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Laser Mission (1989), directed by BJ Davis. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · millionmonkeytheater.com
The review stresses that this is conventional action rather than substantial science fiction and criticises the contrived survival beats and corny jokes. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.
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