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CrapScore 53, Certified Crap

Lady Cocoa

Certified Crap. CrapScore 53, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Lola Falana gets a brief break from prison and an immediate reminder that testifying against a mobster is not a holiday. Seventies style, attitude and police complications carry the adventure. The plotting gets tangled, but Cocoa remains the most interesting person in the room.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
5.5/10
Plot
6/10
Effects
2.5/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6.5/10
  • “Twenty-four hours of freedom. No time for sensible decisions.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 53

Synopsis and movie facts

After being given a 24-hour leave from prison, in exchange for which she’ll agree to testify against her mobster boyfriend, Cocoa hits the streets, but quickly discovers that violence lurks around every corner.

Released
1975
Directed by
Matt Cimber
Running time
93 min

Starring

  • Lola Falana as Coco
  • Gene Washington as Doug
  • Alex Dreier as Ramsey
  • Millie Perkins as Marie
  • Joe Greene as Big Joe
  • James A. Watson, Jr as Eddie
  • Matt Cimber as Arthur (as Gary Harper)
  • James R. Sweeney as Desk Sergeant

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Lady Cocoa (1975), directed by Matt Cimber. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.

  • Review · millionmonkeytheater.com

    The review follows the temporary release, hotel protection and tangled final plan, with particular attention to Cocoa's abrasive interactions and seventies atmosphere. Full review text consulted on 2026-11-10.

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