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CrapScore 62, Certified Crap

Knights

“He said it takes a cyborg to kill a cyborg. She's going to prove him dead wrong.”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A young fighter joins a cyborg warrior against machine overlords who treat humans as an inconvenient fuel supply. The desert action is sincere, the world-building is wonderfully impractical, and Lance Henriksen makes villainy sound like an exhausting personal hobby.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
4/10
Dialogue
6/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “The robot uprising has developed a taste for bad management.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62

Synopsis and movie facts

In the future, as a result of devastating wars, all suitable for cultivation of land turned into one big lifeless desert. In the search of fertile lands around the world were traveling group of nomadic farmers. But one of the distant city genesis in these lands came cyborgs. For the operation they need human resources, or more simply - blood. To combat this army of Vampire creator has been sent cyborg Gabriel (Kristofferson). In this he will help the girl Nea (Long), whose parents as a child killed the main villain - Job (Henriksen).

Released
1993
Directed by
Albert Pyun
Running time
95 min

Starring

  • Kathy Long as Nea
  • Kris Kristofferson as Gabriel
  • Lance Henriksen as Job
  • Scott Paulin as Simon
  • Gary Daniels as David
  • Nicholas Guest as Farmer
  • Vincent Klyn as Ty
  • Ben McCreary as Chance

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