Killer Condom
“The rubber that rubs you out!”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 68, rated by 1 admin.
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A New York detective investigates contraception with teeth and a deeply inappropriate appetite. The outrageous creature premise is wrapped in a surprisingly sustained detective story. Decent monster work helps, but the length, stereotypes and abrupt finale make this a very particular late-night selection.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 5.5/10
- Plot
- 9.5/10
- Effects
- 4.5/10
- Dialogue
- 7/10
- Rewatchability
- 7.5/10
“Protection has become the principal suspect.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 68
Synopsis and movie facts
In New York City, detective Luigi Mackeroni investigates a string of mysterious penile mutilations at the Hotel Quickie. After Mackeroni attempts to have a tryst with a gigolo he meets in the lobby, a carniverous condom bites off his right testicle and flees, which sets the detective off on a quest to stop the predatory prophylactic once and for all.
- Released
- 1996
- Directed by
- Martin Walz
- Running time
- 120 min
- Original title
- Kondom des Grauens
Starring
- Udo Samel as Luigi Mackeroni
- Peter Lohmeyer as Sam Hanks
- Iris Berben as Frau Dr. Riffleson
- Marc Richter as Billy
- Leonard Lansink as Babette
- Evelyn Künneke as Leichenbeschauerin Wilma
- Hella von Sinnen as Detektivin Sally
- Heribert Sasse as Mann vom Secret Service
Research behind this pick
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- Film reference · themoviedb.org
TMDB identity and credits retrieved on 2026-11-10: Killer Condom (1996), directed by Martin Walz. The importer rechecks identity, poster, synopsis, release date, runtime, genres and cast against live metadata.
- Review · archive.gnofhorror.com
Ginger Nuts of Horror finds the effects and central absurdity enjoyable but criticises the overlong structure, stereotypes and weakly prepared finale. Indexed review text consulted; the direct page extraction contained only navigation.
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