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CrapScore 82, Premium Crap

Johnny Mnemonic

“The future's most wanted fugitive.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 82, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A courier with data stored in his head tries to survive a future overflowing with cybernetic complications. Keanu Reeves navigates the techno-babble with solemn intensity, while the wildly ambitious supporting weirdness makes the entire film feel like a modem dreaming of Hollywood.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8/10
Plot
10/10
Effects
6/10
Dialogue
9/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “Insufficient head storage. Please delete several extremely important memories.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 82

Synopsis and movie facts

In a dystopian 2021, Johnny is a data trafficker who has an implant that allows him to securely store data too sensitive for regular computer networks. On one delivery run, he accepts a package that not only exceeds the implant's safety limits—and will kill him if the data is not removed in time—but also contains information far more important and valuable than he had ever imagined. On a race against time, he must avoid the assassins sent to kill him and remove the data before it, too, ends his life.

Released
1995
Directed by
Robert Longo
Running time
97 min

Starring

  • Keanu Reeves as Johnny Mnemonic
  • Dina Meyer as Jane
  • Takeshi Kitano as Takahashi
  • Ice-T as J-Bone
  • Dolph Lundgren as Street Preacher
  • Denis Akiyama as Shinji
  • Henry Rollins as Spider
  • Barbara Sukowa as Anna Kalmann

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