Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
“The Power of Jesus Impales You!”
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Jesus returns to battle daylight vampires with martial arts, improvised stakes and the assistance of a masked wrestler. The scrappy Canadian production makes up its own rules and attacks them with enthusiasm. Expect homemade action and irreverent comedy rather than polished fight choreography.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6/10
- Plot
- 9/10
- Effects
- 7/10
- Dialogue
- 7.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 8/10
“Salvation now includes a bar fight and whatever can be turned into a stake.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 75
Synopsis and movie facts
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.
- Released
- 2001
- Directed by
- Lee Demarbre
- Running time
- 85 min
Starring
- Phil Caracas as Jesus Christ
- Murielle Varhelyi as Maxine Schreck
- Maria Moulton as Mary Magnum
- Tim Devries as Father Eustace
- Ian Driscoll as Johnny Golgatha
- Josh Grace as Dr. Praetorious
- Tracy Lance as Gloria Oddbottom
- Glen Jones as Father Alban
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 16209.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review notes passable casting and an amusing bar fight using improvised stakes and blessed beer.
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