Jaws 3-D
“The third dimension is terror.”
Premium Crap. CrapScore 73, rated by 1 admin.
Higher CrapScores mean more entertainingly bad. How we score movies.
A giant shark enters a marine theme park as the Brody family connection stretches into another generation. The 3D staging keeps pushing objects towards the audience while weak creature effects undercut the danger. A notorious sequel for patient groups interested in the gap between franchise confidence and execution.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 5.5/10
- Plot
- 8.5/10
- Effects
- 9/10
- Dialogue
- 6.5/10
- Rewatchability
- 7/10
“The theme park's newest attraction has escaped both containment and convincing compositing.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 73
Synopsis and movie facts
A giant thirty-five-foot shark becomes trapped in a SeaWorld theme park and it's up to the sons of police chief Brody to rescue everyone.
- Released
- 1983
- Directed by
- Joe Alves
- Running time
- 98 min
Starring
- Dennis Quaid as Mike Brody
- Bess Armstrong as Dr. Kathryn Morgan
- Simon MacCorkindale as Philip FitzRoyce
- Louis Gossett Jr. as Calvin Bouchard
- John Putch as Sean Brody
- Lea Thompson as Kelly Ann Bukowski
- P.H. Moriarty as Jack Tate
- Dan Blasko as Dan
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 17692.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review criticises gimmicky 3D staging, dull character scenes and dreadful shark model effects.
Comments 0
Log in to join the conversation.
No comments yet. Somebody has to go first.