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CrapScore 62, Certified Crap

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

“Rise and Fight”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 62, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Jason Statham's Farmer sets off through a fantasy kingdom populated by an astonishingly mismatched cast. The familiar quest, stiff speeches and solemn monsters offer plenty to question, although the leisurely march can outlast the best running joke.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
7/10
Effects
5/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
5/10
  • “His name is Farmer. His occupation is sword.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 62

Synopsis and movie facts

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son – two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

Released
2007
Directed by
Uwe Boll
Running time
127 min

Starring

  • Jason Statham as Farmer
  • Ray Liotta as Gallian
  • Leelee Sobieski as Muriella
  • John Rhys-Davies as Merick
  • Burt Reynolds as King Konreid
  • Matthew Lillard as Duke Fallow
  • Brian J. White as Tarish
  • Claire Forlani as Solana

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