Ice Spiders
“Hell Has Just Frozen Over.”
Certified Crap. CrapScore 68, rated by 1 admin.
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Experimental spiders escape near a ski resort and discover an extremely generous buffet in brightly coloured winter clothing. The earnest rescue story battles conspicuous television effects, turning a familiar creature attack into the least relaxing package holiday available.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 7/10
- Plot
- 8/10
- Effects
- 7/10
- Dialogue
- 6/10
- Rewatchability
- 6/10
“Your ski pass does not include giant-spider insurance.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 68
Synopsis and movie facts
When a young ski team training for the Olympics arrives at the remote and isolated Lost Mountain Ski Resort to focus on training, they're thrilled to find a retired Olympic skier is there to help them train. But their plans are halted when a scientist working at a nearby government lab arrives with the horrifying news that a top secret Government project has produced giant spiders and they have escaped, killing and eating everything in sight.
- Released
- 2007
- Directed by
- Tibor Takács
- Running time
- 90 min
Starring
- Patrick Muldoon as Dan 'Dash' Dashiell
- Charles Halford as Coach Mike
- Thomas Calabro as Capt. Baker
- Stephen J. Cannell as Frank Stone
- Vanessa Williams as Dr. April Sommers
- David Millbern as Prof. Marks
- Connie Young as Mrs. Stewart
- Jill Adler as Female Skier
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