I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
“Most motorcycles run on petrol, this one runs on blood!”
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A restored motorcycle inherits an occult spirit and a taste for blood. This British horror comedy sends a very literal killer vehicle through biker territory, with broad performances and jokes that rarely pass a pun unmolested. A useful pick when the group wants its haunted-object film loud and oily.
Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones
The club’s verdict
- Acting
- 6.5/10
- Plot
- 8.5/10
- Effects
- 6/10
- Dialogue
- 8/10
- Rewatchability
- 7/10
“The restoration went well. The new fuel requirements are a concern.”
@flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72
Synopsis and movie facts
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way.
- Released
- 1990
- Directed by
- Dirk Campbell
- Running time
- 101 min
Starring
- Neil Morrissey as Noddy
- Amanda Noar as Kim
- Michael Elphick as Inspector Cleaver
- Anthony Daniels as Priest
- Andrew Powell as Roach
- George Rossi as Chopper
- Daniel Peacock as Buzzer
- Midge Taylor as First Road Toad
Research behind this pick
Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.
- Film reference · themoviedb.org
Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 41153.
- Review · moriareviews.com
The review describes the vampire motorcycle and numerous strained visual jokes and puns.
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