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CrapScore 72, Premium Crap

Hudson Hawk

“Shy. Sensitive. Law-abiding. Polite. Respectful... I don't think so.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 72, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
Bruce Willis's cat burglar is pushed into an international scheme involving Leonardo da Vinci's inventions and an extraordinary surplus of competing agendas. Slapstick, cartoon villains and lavish caper machinery collide at full volume. The film's refusal to calm down is precisely its invitation.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
8/10
Plot
8.5/10
Effects
3.5/10
Dialogue
8/10
Rewatchability
8/10
  • “A heist movie that has stolen every available form of restraint.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 72

Synopsis and movie facts

Eddie Hawkins, called Hudson Hawk has just been released from ten years of prison and is planning to spend the rest of his life honestly. But then the crazy Mayflower couple blackmail him to steal some of the works of Leonardo da Vinci. If he refuses, they threaten to kill his friend Tommy.

Released
1991
Directed by
Michael Lehmann
Running time
100 min

Starring

  • Bruce Willis as Eddie 'Hudson Hawk' Hawkins
  • Danny Aiello as Tommy Five-Tone
  • Andie MacDowell as Anna Baragli
  • James Coburn as George Kaplan
  • Richard E. Grant as Darwin Mayflower
  • Sandra Bernhard as Minerva Mayflower
  • David Caruso as Kit Kat
  • Frank Stallone Jr. as Cesar Mario

Research behind this pick

Researched . Explore the film references and reviews below.

  • Film reference · themoviedb.org

    Canonical film identity, release date, runtime, director credits, cast, genres, synopsis and poster checked against TMDB movie 9292.

  • Review · moriareviews.com

    The review describes the unrestrained acting, tangled counterplots and frequent absurd comic vignettes.

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