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CrapScore 64, Certified Crap

House Shark

“Yes, It’s Jaws in a house!”

Certified Crap. CrapScore 64, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A shark has moved into Frank's house, and the eviction team has brought enthusiasm in place of qualifications. This homemade Jaws spoof knows exactly what it is doing with its practical shark costume and very silly trio. Your tolerance for juvenile jokes will determine the tenancy.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
9/10
Effects
3/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
6/10
  • “Your home insurance does not cover indoor sharks.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 64

Synopsis and movie facts

When Frank finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark, he’s enlists the aid of the world’s only “House Shark” expert and a grizzled former real estate agent to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life.

Released
2017
Directed by
Ron Bonk
Running time
112 min

Starring

  • Trey Harrison as Frank
  • Wes Reid as Abraham
  • Michael Merchant as Zachary
  • Jennie Russo as Eleanor
  • Collin Dean as Kid
  • Nathan Bonk as Theo
  • Brett Janeski as George
  • Melissa LaMartina as Lady Bird

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