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CrapScore 70, Premium Crap

House of the Dead

“You won't last the night.”

Premium Crap. CrapScore 70, rated by 1 admin.

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Why it’s crap
A rave on an isolated island turns into a zombie shootout, with actual game footage barging into the movie. Hyperactive editing and solemnly delivered nonsense make the adaptation feel like an arcade cabinet trying to direct its own feature film.

Nominated by @flabbergasted_jones

The club’s verdict

Acting
7/10
Plot
8/10
Effects
6/10
Dialogue
7/10
Rewatchability
7/10
  • “Insert coin to skip the character development.”

    @flabbergasted_jones, scored it 70

Synopsis and movie facts

On an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity.

Released
2003
Directed by
Uwe Boll
Running time
90 min

Starring

  • Jonathan Cherry as Rudy
  • Tyron Leitso as Simon
  • Clint Howard as Salish
  • Ona Grauer as Alicia
  • Sonya Salomaa as Cynthia
  • Ellie Cornell as Casper
  • Erica Durance as Johanna
  • Michael Eklund as Hugh

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